Mothers of the world, you are served notice: We have a Special Power.
This Special Power enables us... and ONLY us... to:
(1) See potato chips, cookies, and other food bits on the floor. ("I didn't SEE it!");
(2) Know when there are clothes in the washer that need to go into the dryer ("I didn't know they were there!");
(3) Know when dishes in the dishwasher are dirty or clean ("How am I supposed to know if they are clean or not?");
(4) Point out carpet stains ("I haven't seen that before!").
These examples clearly indicate that our Powers include spectacular enhancements in normal senses -- including heightened vision (which involves a complex internal chemical reaction known as "looking".)
I promise to use this power only for good.
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Sheesh....I thought I was "special" and was the only one with these Super Powers! LOL!
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